Sometimes I laugh because the Bard's College...
The Companions: We are a guild of mercenaries, dedicated to each other and to the art of war; many of us struggle with the curse of the werewolf.
The Mage's College: Though magic has a strong stigma in Skyrim, we carry on to study ancient technology and master the arcane, but what evils will we discover?
The Thieves Guild: A pack of the best pickpockets you'll ever meet, we lurk under Riften as we fight against our streak of ill luck to become filthy rich.
The Dark Brotherhood: Servants of the Night Mother, we are death on the wind, murder in the night; but beware, for treachery lurks in our company.
The Bards College: YO WANNA HELP US THROW A PARTY??
The Zodiac Temperament
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. GOD I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!